hussiesprostate:

i love my otp more than i love myself

panicatthedesu:

walkers butt

yes, my butt

sawmuchded:

asianpandasock:
new cure for Doctors.Have sex with your patients and Bam,they are in tiptop form.
Uh, that would only work if doctors are also dragons, dummy.

sawmuchded:

asianpandasock:

new cure for Doctors.Have sex with your patients and Bam,they are in tiptop form.

Uh, that would only work if doctors are also dragons, dummy.

homestuck: the movie

thatsmoderatelyraven:

its 2012 why cant i drive my bed to the kitchen to get a snack

housewifeswag:

gpoy.
dan fi dont even kno w how i type so badly now
you’re a wonder Jesse

bagelchips:

shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention


“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”

“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”

aubsticle:

spacepandabman:

pocket-sebastian:

arkadie:

#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them

Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard

Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes

Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?

Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?

Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing

Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!

Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy

Pretty much.

BLESS THIS POST.

mossdeepcity:

after extensive research supervised by top college professors from all over the world, scientists have created a composite image of the average person who submits to unpopular-hs-opinions

mayeb you guy sshould look a tit
Jesse…um…no explanation is really needed for this one